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Lady Luck
is on your side
fromLA to Vegas.

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What, are you gonna put
a sock on the cockpit door?Don't cockpit-block me.

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Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays.

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And check out our other Fox programs,

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The Mick, The Last Man on Earth,

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and Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

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The kids are gonna love it.

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Only on Fox.

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-[electronic chime]
-[both groan]

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Rock. Paper. Scissors. Shoot!

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Oh-ho! Rock beats scissors.
I win.

12
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These aren't scissors, it's how
many months rent you owe me.

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[Ronnie groans]

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I was hoping it was you.

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[seatbelt indicator chimes]

16
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That's not how this works.

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This is my boyfriend,
who called because he missed me.

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Yes, that is totally the reason
why I called,

19
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but also this.

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Is there anything you can do
about that?

21
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I'm sorry, I can't help.

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Jackpot's official position is,
"You do you. We've seen worse."

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Well, if this is what I have
to put up with to see you

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for the next three days,
it's worth it.

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-It's probably worth it.
-It is.

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I'm so excited.
This is your first time

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staying in L.A. with me.

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You finally get to see me in
my element, outside of work.

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And once I peel off
these sanitary gloves,

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it's all fun all the time.

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You're not wearing gloves.

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Oh, my God. I-I touched
the bathroom door.

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Can you believe this guy?

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PILOT [over P.A.]:
Jackpot Airlines.

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Northeast-bound to Las Vegas.

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♪

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[slot machine chiming]

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[electronic chime]

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Ah, thanks again for letting
Bryan stay this week, Bernard.

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And, don't worry, we're barely
going to be home.

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I have a jam-packed few days
planned. Look.

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I have a list.

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"Paddleboarding"?
"Hiking to the Hollywood sign"?

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"Yoga at Griffith Park"?

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You don't do any
of these things.

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No, but they're things
I want to do.

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Okay, fine. They're things
I wantto want to do.

48
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Look, this week is a big
relationship test for me.

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Bryan is going to see my real
life outside of this plane.

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I don't want to give off
any red flags

51
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that might make him second-guess
our whole relationship.

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Yes, like when I first
saw Tristane

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wearing flip-flops to dinner.
Slide away, child...

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I'm just trying to put
my best foot forward.

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Honey, I get it,
but this ain't your foot.

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A linguine tour? That's not you.
I mean, look,

57
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this whole list is written on
an old Taco Bell receipt.

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A 10:00 a.m. Taco Bell receipt.

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They serve breakfast now,
Bernard.

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You had three burritos
and a cup of cheese.

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Breakfast cheese.

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DAVE:
Hey there, passengers.

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As we approach L.A.,

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a little reminder--
next time you're in Calabasas,

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stop by Calabasics,

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the destination for premium
business-casual ponchos.

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Half blanket and half shirt.

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They're the beautiful biracial
baby of women's fashion.

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Check out a sample
on our model in the aisle.

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[upbeat dance music playing]

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♪

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♪ You don't get it♪

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♪ You don't get it, get it.♪

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How'd you like the plug
for your store, babe?

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Loved it. Next time,
could you mention our new

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Frances McDormand signature collection of shapeless apparel

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for middle school art teachers?

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Anything for you.
I'll call you when I land.

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Hey! Can I keep this?

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It hides all my problem areas.

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Yeah. Patricia has a such an eye
for sensible coverwear.

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-Hmm.
-God, she's amazing.

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Alan, can I tell you a secret?

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[quietly]:
Do not blow this, Alan.

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Yes.

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I think Patricia
might be the one.

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-But I thought the sky...
-Is my first love? She was.

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But let's face it, Alan,
that's just stuff losers say

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when they're not getting laid.

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Ooh, I've heard that's
a good book.

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Ask me, did I ever read
Joan Didion?

92
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Okay. Have you ever read
Joan Didion?

93
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Ask me didI ever read
Joan Didion?

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Didyou ever read Joan Didion?

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No, I Didion't.

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Hi, I'm Colin...
and of course I did.

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NICHOLE:
Colin, what's up?

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That's the third woman
I've seen you talk at today.

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-You can't blitz
on every down, man. -I know.

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I'm just... I'm trying to put
myself out there a bit more.

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You know, I haven't met anybody
in ages,

102
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and I can't keep holding out
for Ronnie.

103
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Smart move. And I'd lock down
somebody quickly.

104
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British men age like that
Hemingway quote--

105
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"slowly, then all at once."

106
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Ooh! Ask me, did I ever
read Hemingway?

107
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Do you wantto die alone?

108
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I think he's gonna...
Oh, Bernard!

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I was thinking,
and you were right.

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I want to show Bryan
the best version of me,

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but none of the things I planned
were actually me,

112
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so I talked to Nichole, and she
knew exactly what I needed.

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-A new bra.
-Finally!

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-Right?
-No! The other thing.

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-A dinner party!
-Oh.

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At my house?
No, thank you.

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Bernard, I need to do something
where I can be relaxed

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and confident, and I cannot
spend the next few days

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pretending I like going
to those art zoos.

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NICHOLE and BERNARD:
Museums.

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It'll be small and tasteful.

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I promise. Just a few friends
that I want Bryan to meet.

123
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All right,
I will allow this party.

124
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You may invite your gaggle
of Kelseys and Callies

125
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and other girls whose names
pumpkin when they turn 30.

126
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Yay! We're gonna have a dinner.

127
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You still need a new bra,
though.

128
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This dinner party sounds great.
What time you need me?

129
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Oh, I'm sorry, Dave, I'm trying
to keep this separate from work.

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Come on, Ronnie. Tonight was
gonna be the night

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I ask Patricia to be exclusive.

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I want it to be special and
in front of people required

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to applaud because
I'm their boss.

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Okay. Dave, you're invited,
but please do not do that thing

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where you wear too much cologne.

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It's not too much.
It's too many.

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I layer musk, citrus,
sandalwood, musk, musk.

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Hey, Nichole. I waited all week.

139
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Why have you still not responded
to my e-mail?

140
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I didn't get an e-mail from you.
What did you send me?

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A screenplay!

142
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Turns out some of my juices
are creative.

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-I've written a movie.
-Mm-hmm.

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And, as a friend,
I would like you to read it.

145
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I would be honored.
Send it to me again.

146
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Do you have my right e-mail?

147
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Nichole@email.stripper.

148
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No. That's not my or...
anyone's e-mail.

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Email.stripper@Nichole.

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That's even further.

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I can't wait for you
to meet my friends!

152
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Callie works at this fancy
Italian market... [phone chimes]

153
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...so you can talk about how
everyone mispronounces

154
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"mozzarella" or whatever.

155
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It's actually "moo-tza-rell."

156
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Can you just give me one minute?

157
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Yeah, I got to wash the Jackpot
off my hands anyway.

158
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Nichole! Kelsey and Callie
just texted me.

159
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They're not coming.
They both came down

160
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with a case of greyscale.

161
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That's a rare disease
from a fake world.

162
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What a terrible lie.

163
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To be fair,
it's the same lie I used

164
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to get out of both their baby
showers, but what am I gonna do?

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They were my most
interesting friends.

166
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I needed them for
cultured conversation.

167
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Bernard, will you talk to Bryan
about cheese?

168
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I will scream at Bryan
about cheese!

169
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Wait, I have an idea. Colin?
What are you doing tonight?

170
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Funny you should ask.
Some online pals and I plan

171
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to debate who's the best Doctor
from Doctor Who...

172
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Instead, you should come
to Ronnie's dinner party

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and talk about literally
anything else.

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Oh, a dinner party.
The modern-day salon,

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as it were--
a meeting of minds and mouths.

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-Never mind.
-No, no, please let me come.

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I'd like to come.

178
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Did I hear something about
a party of dinners?

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I assume I am invited,

180
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because you can't spell "party"
without "Arty."

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Oh, I don't know, Artem.
I'm not sure it's your scene.

182
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Yeah, right. I only swam across
two oceans to get to America,

183
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so, yeah, I guess I'm not a very
interesting dinner guest.

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Okay, fine!
You can come tonight, Artem.

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-Did you say Artem or Alan?
-Artem.

186
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Okay, because it sounded like
you might have said

187
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-Artem orAlan.
-It was Artem.

188
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'Cause there's
a lot of similarities

189
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between Artem and Alan...

190
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You know damn well
she said Artem!

191
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Okay, it's fine.
You can come tonight.

192
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-Yes!
-You can all come.

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Just figure out
what you're gonna bring.

194
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Well, we have our guest list.

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-What are you doing?
-Calling pharmacies

196
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to see if they sell Purell
by the keg.

197
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I have to admit,
I'm impressed.

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You have hors d'oeuvres,
tasteful napkins,

199
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and you showered and didn't just
dump baby powder on your roots.

200
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You see that, Bernard? I'm a
regular Barefoot Contestant.

201
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Uh, will you excuse me?

202
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You-You don't have to drink
Artem's wine.

203
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-I've got fancy stuff.
-No, it's okay.

204
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It's Diane Keaton's new wine.

205
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Look, there's a cute
little turtleneck.

206
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Hey, did you ever see
Something's Gotta Give?

207
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It's a wonderful movie about
Diane Keaton's kitchen greed.

208
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No, no, no.
That's It's Complicated.

209
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Something's Gotta Give
is where she dates

210
00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:04,745
her daughter's ex-boyfriend.

211
00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,921
Oh, that iscomplicated.

212
00:08:06,964 --> 00:08:09,880
No, no.
It... [sighs]

213
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You know what?
Just pour me some more wine.

214
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-All the way to the top.
-Good.

215
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[doorbell rings]

216
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-Hey! Welcome to my...
-[Bernard clears throat loudly]

217
00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,890
Bernard'sapartment!

218
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[exaggerated British accent]:
Oh, what a smashing flat!

219
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Good show, Bernard.

220
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What is that? Why are you
playing up the British thing?

221
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There it is. You brought a date.
[forced chuckle]

222
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Well, I wasn't planning on it,
but, uh, then Talia and I had

223
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a cinema-quality meet-cute,
and, uh, here we are.

224
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-Ah, where'd you meet?
-Just on an app.

225
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Mmm, Tinder? Bumble?

226
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Uber.
I drove him here.

227
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Mint?

228
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Thank you for your vote,
Councilman.

229
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As the Deputy Mayor,
I'm taking the lead on this,

230
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and I don't forget my friends.

231
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-Sorry about that. [chuckles]
-Ah...

232
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We have a big vote tomorrow
about whether to start

233
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watering the Calabasas medians
with potable water.

234
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Some people just love drinking
from sprinklers.

235
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Not me.
I think all water's gross.

236
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So, I've been meaning to ask.

237
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We might some new people
tonight, and I wasn't sure...

238
00:09:05,153 --> 00:09:06,937
You can call me
your girlfriend, Dave.

239
00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:10,158
Yes! I guess that makes tonight
our coming out party.

240
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,029
Let's show Bernard
how it's really done.

241
00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:14,902
-[laughs] Oh, I'm vibrating.
-[phone vibrating]

242
00:09:14,945 --> 00:09:16,817
-Can you hold this one second?
-Uh, yeah.

243
00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:19,428
Hey, you think tonight we could
just put our phones away

244
00:09:19,471 --> 00:09:21,865
and... focus on us?

245
00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:25,826
Absolutely, Dave.
Tonight, I am all yours.

246
00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:33,964
Nichole!
Do not keep me in suspense.

247
00:09:34,008 --> 00:09:35,966
-Have you read the script?
-Uh-huh.

248
00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,838
Uh-huh... Hey, wait!

249
00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:40,362
Can you tell me
what was your favorite part?

250
00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:41,972
-Well...
-Oh, yes, the well.

251
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:44,366
Oh, that is a good scene,

252
00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:46,760
and I know just the well
to shoot it in.

253
00:09:46,803 --> 00:09:48,936
What else did you like?

254
00:09:48,979 --> 00:09:51,808
Artem, I have to be honest,
I didn't like any of it.

255
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:54,245
After I read it, I actually
deleted it off my phone

256
00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,683
and then switched carriers
so it couldn't find me.

257
00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:59,903
You read it on your phone?
Oh, that's the problem.

258
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,992
And it's not meant
for the little screen.

259
00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:03,733
You must read it
on the big screen.

260
00:10:03,777 --> 00:10:05,169
The screen wasn't
the problem, Artem.

261
00:10:05,213 --> 00:10:06,562
It didn't make any sense.

262
00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,129
But it's based on my life.

263
00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:09,173
There were werewolves in it.

264
00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:10,261
Yeah, that was embellishment.

265
00:10:10,305 --> 00:10:12,612
In real life
it was just dog men.

266
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,831
Ah, I'm sorry Artem.
I need to steal her.

267
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,790
-Yeah...
-Thank God!

268
00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,443
Um... Dave is here
with your mom.

269
00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:19,880
Does she still think
we're dating,

270
00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,273
because I have guests
to entertain, dinner to prepare.

271
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:24,232
I can't be a fake lesbian
on top of all that.

272
00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,755
Don't worry, I told her
we broke up a while ago.

273
00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:26,843
Oh! Good.

274
00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:28,192
I said your drinking
was out of hand

275
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,541
and that you were
a selfish lover.

276
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:32,196
Well, maybe the drinking
just makes me tired.

277
00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,242
Ronnie.

278
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,768
Not judging, but when does
the dinner part

279
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:39,769
of this dinner party start?

280
00:10:39,813 --> 00:10:40,944
We're out of hors d'oeuvres.

281
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,859
Artem ate all the blankets
off the pigs.

282
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:45,732
Now I'm full, and you are cold.

283
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,777
We can eat now.
I just have to heat up dinner.

284
00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,040
It'll take five minutes.
I got Blue Apron.

285
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,086
To be clear, do you think
there's a fully cooked dinner

286
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,914
in that Blue Apron box?

287
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,786
Yes. It's a gourmet meal
delivery service, Bernard.

288
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,920
Wait. Before you open that,
let me grab my wine.

289
00:11:01,965 --> 00:11:03,010
Okay.

290
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:05,752
Proceed.

291
00:11:07,362 --> 00:11:11,061
-What the hell is this?!
-Yes, this pairs very well.

292
00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,933
You have to cook?! No!

293
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,282
I thought this came
already prepared.

294
00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:16,676
Why the hell would I pay
to cook my own dinner?

295
00:11:16,719 --> 00:11:17,807
I don't have time for this.

296
00:11:17,851 --> 00:11:19,679
You are sleeping with a chef.

297
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,681
No. I can't ask him to help.

298
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,987
This-this whole thing was
to prove that I am responsible

299
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:26,511
and sophisticated and...

300
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,426
I'm fine.

301
00:11:28,470 --> 00:11:29,906
You go stall
and entertain Bryan,

302
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,778
while I put all this together.

303
00:11:31,821 --> 00:11:33,518
Stall?
Ronnie, I don't stall.

304
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:37,479
When I entertain it's an event,
a sacrament, an occasion.

305
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,960
At worst, a moment.

306
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,744
-[laughing]
-Hey, Alan, can you
give us a sec?

307
00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:42,963
Patty and I are gonna
take our first

308
00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,791
official relationship selfie.

309
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,967
-It's our social media debut.
-Aw. -Oh.

310
00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:47,924
[Patricia chuckles]

311
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:49,883
Hold on. Let me fix my hair.

312
00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:52,015
As a public figure,
I have to look appropriate

313
00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,931
and hide my hands so no one
Photoshops a penis into them.

314
00:11:54,975 --> 00:11:56,803
Ugh. Disgusting.
We can shoot a car into space,

315
00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:58,935
but we can't think of a better
place to Photoshop a penis?

316
00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:00,850
Oh, sweetie. Come here.
Get in this picture.

317
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,939
-She's a big hit with the base.
-Oh.

318
00:12:02,983 --> 00:12:06,160
-Here we go.
-Yeah, sure.

319
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:08,205
-Hi.
-Hi.

320
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,818
Oh, Bernard!
Come here, come here.

321
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,820
He checks off a lot of boxes.

322
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:16,431
-What the hell am I doing here?
-Just smile for the camera.

323
00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:18,346
Oh. Why didn't you say so?

324
00:12:18,389 --> 00:12:20,740
I-It's hard to get
all four of us to fit.

325
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:22,002
Just... this way a little bit.

326
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:24,787
Perfect.

327
00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:25,919
Nice.

328
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:28,835
-Your skin is incredible.
-I like the...

329
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,147
Oh, my God!
What happened to the dinner?

330
00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:38,801
The recipe was
gonna take too long,

331
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,455
and I don't know
what to do with a game hen.

332
00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:42,370
So I'm just doing what we do
in Bakersfield

333
00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:45,895
and turning a bunch of things
into a casserole.

334
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,375
Ronnie, that looks like
something already ate it.

335
00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,159
I know.
That's why I need your help.

336
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,814
Grab some of that food. Try
to make it look like a salad.

337
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:54,469
Avocado, honey, oatmeal...
Where'd you get all this from?

338
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:56,993
-I raided your beauty drawer.
-My quail eggs.

339
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,473
I also raided
your earthquake kit.

340
00:12:58,516 --> 00:12:59,648
My preserved quail eggs!

341
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,084
Sorry, Bernard.
Don't be mad.

342
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:02,433
Well, now I can't get mad.

343
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,739
I don't have anything
to smooth the lines.

344
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:10,615
Hey. Bryan, tell Nichole
what you just told me.

345
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:13,009
Please don't come into the
bathroom while I'm using it.

346
00:13:13,053 --> 00:13:14,358
No, after that.

347
00:13:14,402 --> 00:13:15,838
You see, I told him the idea

348
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,231
of my movie and he said...

349
00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,059
Sounds interesting.
Please get out.

350
00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:21,191
Interesting,
like the movie Get Out.

351
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,889
Artem, I didn't like it.

352
00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,673
I thought friends
were supposed to be honest.

353
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:27,197
Friends are supposed to focus
on the positives.

354
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:30,374
Like when I tell Bryan,
"Oh, that's a nice shirt,"

355
00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:33,638
but never ask,
"Why stupid bracelet?"

356
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,032
Come on.

357
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:37,947
I was just trying to pee.

358
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,210
Hey, Patricia.

359
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:42,386
So we never actually got
to take that picture before,

360
00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:43,910
if you want to take it now.

361
00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,694
No big deal.

362
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:48,479
-Full disclosure, I want to.
It's a big deal. -Oh.

363
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:53,223
You're right. Let's do it.
Let's take it. Right now.

364
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:56,444
Um... Oh, my God.
We lost two more votes.

365
00:13:56,487 --> 00:13:58,489
My non-potable bill's
not gonna pass.

366
00:13:58,533 --> 00:14:00,840
I'm sorry.
I have to deal with this.

367
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,454
I'll take a picture
with you, Dave.

368
00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:09,065
Shut up, Alan.

369
00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:11,067
All right,
two regular, one silly.

370
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:14,854
Okay, and this is my
children's book Fish and Chips.

371
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,900
-Oh. -It's two cops,
Carl Fish and Wesley Chips.

372
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,206
That's so cute.

373
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:20,598
Are you happy
with the temperature?

374
00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:21,773
I can make it warmer.

375
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,297
I'm good.

376
00:14:23,340 --> 00:14:25,995
Now here they are uncovering
a cache of stolen art.

377
00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:29,912
The twist is, you see,
that Chips is the fish.

378
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,522
Oh, your battery's almost dead.

379
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,133
Here, I have a charger.

380
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:34,874
Oh.

381
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,788
Hey, Colin.

382
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:39,661
I don't want to be a bummer, but
I've been watching your date.

383
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,751
Are you sure you're her date,
and not still her passenger?

384
00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:44,274
Yeah, of course it's a date.

385
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,798
What, do you see any entry-level
hybrids around here?

386
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,844
Okay. But I'd check the app
if I were you,

387
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,672
because she's being
tip-conscious level nice,

388
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:53,066
and you're cute, but not
"pick up an Uber driver" cute.

389
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,155
Thank you for the ego-bruising
concern, but I've...

390
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:58,332
-[loudly clears throat]
-Tiny water?

391
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,684
Okay, Bernard,
what do you think?

392
00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,555
It needs more eye cream.

393
00:15:04,599 --> 00:15:06,122
Ronnie, we need to talk.

394
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:07,994
Oh, don't worry, Dave.
Dinner will be ready any minute.

395
00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,734
No, I came to say
we have to delay dinner.

396
00:15:09,778 --> 00:15:12,999
Patricia is still on the phone.
Tonight has been a bust.

397
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,304
You seem like
you're really stressed.

398
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:15,958
Why don't you put
all that stuff down

399
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,091
-and focus on me?
-Ronnie, quick question.

400
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:20,049
I'm trying to log on
to my Uber account for, um,

401
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:22,530
-nothing, but I can't seem
to get a Wi-Fi signal. -Yeah.

402
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,227
Bernard doesn't allow any type
of waves in the apartment.

403
00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:26,229
He says it's bad for aging.

404
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:27,970
Well, now we're eating
the last line of my defense,

405
00:15:28,014 --> 00:15:29,754
so just put the cell tower
right on my face.

406
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:31,365
Okay, if you're not
in the kitchen helping,

407
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:34,498
-could you please leave?
-Ronnie! You have me sitting

408
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:37,153
next to Nichole,
so I need to switch seats.

409
00:15:37,197 --> 00:15:38,285
What is the problem now?

410
00:15:38,328 --> 00:15:39,851
She doesn't respect me

411
00:15:39,895 --> 00:15:42,245
as a friend nor as an artist.

412
00:15:42,289 --> 00:15:43,290
-Oh, so you're an artist now.
-Yes.

413
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,727
You can't spell "artist"
without "Arty."

414
00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:47,120
Fine. If you want to be
a baby about this,

415
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:48,295
then I don't want
to sit next to you, either.

416
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,949
Colin, will you
switch seats with me?

417
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,211
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
I have a window seat.

418
00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,386
I don't like the middle.

419
00:15:52,429 --> 00:15:54,083
Hey, Dave, why don't you
deal with this?

420
00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,911
I'm sorry, everyone.
I know you're all hungry

421
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,305
and want to get on our food,
but there's been a minor delay.

422
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,089
We're still waiting on Patricia
to come in from the hall.

423
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,612
Once she's arrived at her seat,

424
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,179
we'll have this dinner
up and running.

425
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,747
-No. There will be no delay.
-Um, Ronnie.

426
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,749
-Oh, Dame Judi Dench!
-[Ronnie gasps]

427
00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:10,708
Oh, no! Why didn't
the smoke detector go off?

428
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:12,275
Oh, I tampered with
and/or disabled it

429
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,930
-so I could smoke a J.
-Alan, weed? Really?

430
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,454
The deputy mayor of Calabasas
is out there, man.

431
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,282
-Is everything all right?
-Oh, i-it's fine.

432
00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:21,023
I have everything under control.

433
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,112
Is the smoke bothering you?
Should I open a window?

434
00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,331
Ronnie, I really need
that Wi-Fi.

435
00:16:24,374 --> 00:16:26,986
[overlapping chatter]

436
00:16:31,381 --> 00:16:34,950
Oh, everybody get out or we are
cancelling this flight!

437
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,212
Flight?

438
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,520
Oh, my God.
That's what this is.

439
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:43,219
Bernard and I serving you while
dealing with your problems.

440
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:46,135
Trying to manage Dave,
getting complaints about Wi-Fi.

441
00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:49,051
Yeah, for normal reasons.
A sports game.

442
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:51,053
I wanted to throw
this dinner party

443
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,446
to show Bryan my life,

444
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:54,535
and I guess this is it.

445
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:57,842
It's one never-ending flight.

446
00:16:57,886 --> 00:17:00,410
Well, I have to put up
with that at 30,000 feet,

447
00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:03,631
but I don't have to do it here,
and I can finally do something

448
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:07,156
that I have always wanted
and just leave.

449
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:11,421
Ha! She thinks that
was a dramatic exit.

450
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,684
This is a dramatic exit.

451
00:17:13,728 --> 00:17:14,903
[dish breaks]

452
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,514
Bernie does it again.

453
00:17:24,826 --> 00:17:27,698
Hey. Can I hide
in here with you?

454
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,178
Artem's trying
to lighten the mood

455
00:17:29,222 --> 00:17:31,267
by acting out scenes
from his movie.

456
00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:34,923
It's an action musical,
in case you were wondering.

457
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:37,186
Still not sure
what language it's in.

458
00:17:37,230 --> 00:17:39,232
I'm sorry about tonight.

459
00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:42,148
I wanted to show you
this other side of me,

460
00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,411
but I've realized
I'm out of sides.

461
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,935
Right now, you get the choice
between two Ronnies:

462
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,329
the Ronnie who spends
60 hours a week in the sky

463
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:50,591
fixing other people's problems,

464
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:53,028
or the Ronnie so exhausted
from doing that,

465
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,900
she can't even finish
this heartfelt whatever.

466
00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:58,338
Well, let me finish
this heartfelt whatever.

467
00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,123
Those are the only
two Ronnies I need.

468
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:04,344
Oh, good, because we both
like you, too.

469
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:06,389
Also, I was hoping to get
the recipe for that casserole

470
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,521
to serve at my restaurant.

471
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:08,696
-Really?
-No.

472
00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:10,219
[laughing]:
No.

473
00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,916
Oh, I thought
you would laugh at that.

474
00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,396
But seriously,
we need to figure out

475
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,311
what else to feed
all these people.

476
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:19,533
RONNIE:
Dinner tonight

477
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,317
will have an
international flair.

478
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:24,755
Special thanks to Bernard
for allowing this many carbs

479
00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,366
and saturated fats
into his home.

480
00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,629
Yes, I've always enjoyed
eating foods

481
00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:31,197
that are given out for free
if a team makes free throws.

482
00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:32,937
Well, I think it's great.

483
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:35,723
-And don't worry, I'll handle
beverage service. -Oh.

484
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,464
I have to use the restroom.

485
00:18:37,507 --> 00:18:39,683
Is there a specific way
you want me to go?

486
00:18:39,727 --> 00:18:40,989
Oh, for...

487
00:18:44,732 --> 00:18:46,168
Yeah, I'm just curious.

488
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:48,431
Have you ever been waterboarded
with non-potable water?

489
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:51,173
Welcome to my childhood.

490
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:54,263
-How did you manage it?
-You can't play games.

491
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:55,960
If you want to get
anywhere with my mom,

492
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,658
you have to be focused,
direct and honest.

493
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,268
Doesn't she still think
you're a lesbian?

494
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:00,139
Don't be a dick, Dave.

495
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,360
Hey, Artem.

496
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,232
So, I'm really sorry
about before.

497
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:09,583
Oh, Nichole, I'm sorry.
I-I know, I overreacted.

498
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:12,107
I asked you
for your honest opinion

499
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:13,761
and thank you
for giving it to me.

500
00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,197
Thank you for
letting me read it.

501
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,373
It takes guts to show
your art to somebody.

502
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,724
Which, actually, you inspired me
to show you something creative

503
00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:21,899
I've been working on.

504
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,074
Uh, they're sketches

505
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:24,902
from when I was
interested in fashion.

506
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:28,167
I've been playing with dress
designs. What do you think?

507
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:32,388
Uh, you want my honest opinion
or supportive friend opinion?

508
00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,825
-The second one.
-I love them.

509
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,354
What is it?

510
00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:44,487
Okay, look. Do you want me
in the front or the back?

511
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,141
That's not a euphemism.

512
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,187
It's just, if I sit
in the front, this was a date.

513
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,928
If I sit in the back,
it was just a really long ride.

514
00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,582
No, of course it was a date.

515
00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:56,499
-I stopped charging you as soon
as you asked me in. -Fantastic!

516
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,327
So do you want to go back
to your place?

517
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:01,504
Okay, just to be clear,
are you asking as an Uber or...

518
00:20:01,548 --> 00:20:04,290
I'm asking as a woman who'd
like to take your clothes off.

519
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,075
In that case,
I will take a mint.

520
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,338
So, you make dinner
for people every night.

521
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:13,255
Not even people-- strangers.
That's your job.

522
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,388
Worse than my job,
it's my passion.

523
00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:18,478
Seems terrible. I think
my dinner party days are over.

524
00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:21,655
Well, maybe you'll have better
luck with them at our apartment.

525
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,309
What?

526
00:20:23,352 --> 00:20:24,962
I've been thinking...

527
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:29,097
I want you to move to Las Vegas
and live with me.

528
00:20:31,099 --> 00:20:32,405
BERNARD:
Ronnie, I'm stepping out.

529
00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:35,059
But if the doorbell rings,
please answer it.

530
00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:37,801
It's my interior designer
Le Marque Bougelet.

531
00:20:37,845 --> 00:20:41,718
He'll be burning everything.

532
00:20:41,762 --> 00:20:43,329
Thank you.

533
00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,896
Good news.
Got the votes.

534
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:48,203
Ah, those hose water junkies

535
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,553
are gonna have to pay for their
water, like nature intended.

536
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:53,556
Honestly, Patty, I don't care
how portable your water is,

537
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,906
all I wanted was
one picture with you,

538
00:20:55,950 --> 00:20:57,517
and you couldn't
even give me that.

539
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,606
I thought tonight was about us
taking a step forward

540
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:00,911
in our relationship.

541
00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:03,087
Look, my job comes first.

542
00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,480
Of all people,
I thought you'd understand.

543
00:21:04,524 --> 00:21:06,090
You and the sky.

544
00:21:06,134 --> 00:21:08,658
I'm ready to put the sky
aside for you.

545
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:11,182
And I thought you would do
the same for me.

546
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:13,315
I'm sorry, I can't do that.

547
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,404
I mean, I like the way
my life is right now

548
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,145
and how you fit in it.

549
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:20,931
I don't want to waste my time
being a co-pilot in your life.

550
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:23,804
I don't think
this is gonna work.

551
00:21:23,847 --> 00:21:25,327
Good-bye, Patricia.

552
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:31,333
[typing]

553
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:33,727
[cell phone chimes]

554
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,598
That was fast.

555
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:42,649
Hey, Dave, she missed out on a
lot of fares tonight, so, um...

556
00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:44,825
Who cares? Take me
to the nearest high school.

557
00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:46,348
I'm gonna lie
on the 50-yard line

558
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:48,394
and talk about
where it all went wrong.

559
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:55,575
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH

560
00:21:58,578 --> 00:22:00,449
You've hit the jackpot withLA to Vegas.

561
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:02,582
Now here are a few more shows to check out from Fox.

562
00:22:04,584 --> 00:22:06,542
[beeps]911. What's your emergency?

563
00:22:06,586 --> 00:22:09,371
MAN [on phone]: I'm on Flight 46, and we're going down.

564
00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:12,113
Just tell my wife I'm so sorry that I cannot come home to you.

565
00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:13,201
Hello?

566
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:18,293
This is your family.
We got you, okay?

567
00:22:19,860 --> 00:22:21,078
Rapid response now!

568
00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:23,994
-We can't save everyone.
-Says who?

569
00:22:24,038 --> 00:22:26,345
It's time we showed Gotham
who we are.


